accidental_heir

Some people seem to think bribes are the way to a man's heart. They are right. Especially when the bribe comes in the form of a case of

Anyone want to share in the joy? Ass-hats need not apply.

I don't know about you but I've been missing Quidditch a lot lately.  We've had a lot of talk about it but I'm ready to play. I propose a pickup game complete with free food, cake and drinks for those who just want to watch. I can provide some extra brooms if you don't have one, let me know. After the match, say around 3:00 or 3:30 we can all wander over to Diablo's Blade in Knockturn Alley for a few rounds, the first one being on me!

Get your brooms ready. May 30th, two o'clock sharp in the field outside Diagon. You in?

Ever since yesterday I have been dying to play. Anyone want to take a guess?

Now, I'm not one to complain. I don't mind in the slightest that I am not hogtied to some pimple encrusted broad. In fact, I say congraduations without any envy! Really Adrian, I hope you thoroughly enjoy that. However, would it be so much to ask that you send me a little servant for myself? I'll even provide the muzzle in case they get mouthy. I simply can't believe that there is that much of a shortage. I prefer them curvy and silent, just in case you were wondering.